30 Times Kids Gave The Funniest Test Answers
These funny kids nailed the tests they took at school. Check out their hilarious answers and share the fun with someone who could use a reason to laugh.
These kids got creative and wrote the funniest test answers. Not all teachers appreciated the creativity, but I bet they all had a good laugh. Check out this hilarious gallery and share the fun with your friends!
1. This kid gave a hilarious answer!
2. Hope named the quadrilaterals:
3. Clever kid!
4. Motivating your answer:
5. Yes, you are!
6. This kid is going places!
7. Technically, he isn't wrong.
8. Clever kid!
9. That's right.
10. When you don't know the correct answer, so you get creative:
11. That would be awesome!
12. Simple math.
13. I agree with the kid!
14. Peter nailed his math test.
15. I love this kid! Good job!
16. Brilliant!
17. They said "briefly"...
18. LMAO, this test answer is hilarious!
19. So funny!
20. This kid just wrote what we were all thinking!
21. Forging Mom's signature:
22. Genius!
23. Funny test answer!
24. This kid might be a genius.
25. We all had that kid in our class.
26. That's a mean answer!
27. The teacher liked the giraffe!
29. Great solution!
30. Haha! Funny!
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Hilarious Test Answers From Kids
Kids these days: can't live with 'em, can't teach 'em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers. Tests were once about studying, knowing the most, reveling in the honest hard work of memorizing the basics of being a person in American society. Getting stuff wrong meant feeling SHAME. But these days all kids care about is submitting creative test answers that will make their Gen Y teachers laugh, making sure everyone is having a "good time."
Back in the day, each and every one of these damn kids would have been slapped on the wrist for writing down sassy words and drawing goofy pictures instead of, you know, actually finishing their tests. From hilarious teacher reviews to funny kids test answers that make you wish you were that clever when you were little, these are the best and funniest test answers provided by clever children who didn't care about their grades as much as they did about getting a laugh.
Sometimes, their grades reflected their lack of effort - but unfortunately, a lot of the time, you can see that the teacher actually kind of appreciated a kid giving a smartass test answer, even if it wasted everyone's time. What is the lesson here? Nothing matters as long as you are kind of funny and can answer any test questions you are handed no matter how little you know about the correct answer.
No matter where the world is going (downhill) with all this, these are the funniest kids' test answers that are sure to make you smile.
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11 Funny Kid Test Answers That Left Teachers Rolling
Written by Jeanne Sager
Being a teacher is a lot of work … but sometimes that work comes with a little bit of very-much-needed levity. Ever sat down to grade papers, taken one look at the answer a student wrote, and laughed so hard you nearly fell out of the chair? Welcome to funny kid test answers … Teach Starter edition!
We know kids don’t just say the darndest things. They also write them as answers on their tests, providing teachers with endless entertainment. Here are some of our very favorites!
Funny Kid Test Answers
Always follow directions, kids. Always.
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Hey, Marina isn’t WRONG, y’all.
Sounds like Mom’s the brave one here …
A lot of thought went into the preparation of this funny kid test answer.
The homophone usage is A-plus quality here.
Ever sat down to grade spelling tests and asked yourself OMG, why? Yeah, us neither.
We can stop worrying about the next generation now.
In our defense, this funny kid test answer made us snort out loud.
We’re not sure if we feel worse for Rodney or Mom!
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50 Funny Exam Answers by Students (Guaranteed to Make You LOL)
Posted on Published: November 6, 2023
By: Author Jane Morris
Ahhh, exam season. The pinnacles of crunch, stress, and an inane amount of marking! However, there is one bright spot to the standardized season: reading all the funny exam answers by students.
Truly, students write some funny test answers. And a lot of whacked-out workings too!
And though we can’t give any marks for the exam responses that make us spit out our water in a fit of giggles, we can collect all the answers in a mega-post to all guffaw at together. And maybe give half a point for creativity. ;)
Over the course of my nearly two-decade career as a teacher, I kept a personal collection of all the funny exam answers I stumbled across. They were there for me on the days that the misery of teaching had me feeling blue.
And now, I’ve collated them all here for you – it can’t all be concessions and commiseration! Sometimes, we just need to laugh.
So with further ado, let’s have a laugh. Don’t say I never did anything for you!
After all, laughter is the best medicine. And if you’re going to survive exam season, you’ll need all the medicine you can get.
50 Funniest Exams Answers I’ve Collected From Students
From in-class assignments to the silliest answers on AP exams , so begins the collection. The anthology of awesome.
There’s no way around it: kids just say the dumbest s***.
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#1: Information Technology
Explain what a digital footprint is.
A digital footprint is when you step on your iPad.
#2: Geography
What is the capital of England?
#3: Grammar
What is a synonym?
The stuff I put on my toast.
#4: Human Biology
Explain how twins happen.
Twins happen when you have sex when you’re already pregnant.
#5: Philosophy
Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone you hate?
I would rather be stuck on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.
#6: Classical Literature
In your opinion, is Odysseus worthy of the title hero? Explain.
Odysseus is my hero because he’s the man. He’s got a hot wife at home but then he goes around banging all these hoes around the globe. That’s my dream right there.
Compare the tone or authors’ attitudes in the two poems, “To Helen” by Edgar Allan Poe and “Helen” by HD.
One guy thinks she’s totally the bait and the other guy thinks she’s like the biggest ho.
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#8: Sex Education…?
Describe how the author manages to give internal events the sense of excitement, suspense, and climax usually associated with external action.
This question is inappropriate and I’m not going to answer it.
#9: Biology 101
Name a book that changed your perspective on the world and describe how it impacted you.
A book that made the biggest impact on me is “Everyone Poops.” It made me realize that pooping is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone should read this book and realize that yes, everyone really does poop. That means it’s okay, right? Right.
#10: Biographical Literature
Write a memoir using only six words.
Want love, only got deez hoes.
#11: English Studies
Give an example of an onomatopoeia.
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!
#12: Visual Art
Who painted the Mona Lisa?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
#13. Vocabulary
What part of speech is the word dragon? Use it in a sentence.
Dragon is a noun. I’m gonna be dragon deez nuts across your face.
#14: Non-Fiction Writing
What is a heading?
A heading is a head with the letter ING on it.
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#15: American History (Pt. 1)
What do we celebrate on the 4th of July?
#16: American History (Pt. 2)
Who was the first president of the United States?
Yankee Doodle.
#17: Geometry
Name this shape. ⬠
#18: American History (Pt. 3)
Who said, “Give me liberty or give me death?”
The Statue of Liberty before she was frozen.
#19: Parapsychology
There were forty ghosts and seven disappeared. How many ghosts are left?
Zero because ghosts aren’t real.
#20: The Infinitely Superior Metric System
To turn centimeters to meters you must…?
Take out centi.
#21: Critical Race Theory
List something that is almost always white.
Disney Princesses
#22: Chemistry
Write the two reactions used in the separation of CaCO₃.
Surprised, relieved
#23: Domestic Studies
Sarah has 16 chocolate bars, Jamie takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What will Jamie end up with?
#24: Chemistry But Also Sorta Biology
Name a gas.
#25: Mathematics
What is the difference between 8 and 6?
8 is all curly and 6 is not.
#26: Sex Education for Real This Time
Name an effective form of contraception.
Crocs are an effective form of contraception because no one wants to have sex with someone wearing crocs.
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#27: Economics
How did Henry Ford spend his money?
On strippers and cocaine
#28: Musical History
Name a musician from the 1920s.
#29: Botany
Some people think that plants eat soil. Why might they think that?
They are stupid.
What should you say if someone offers you an illegal drug?
No, thank you, I will take it at home.
#31: Human Biology Attempt Two
How do twins happen?
When a pregnant lady has sex.
#32: Gaming the System
A 7th-grade class wanted to determine the average word length in a textbook. What should they do to determine this?
Copy and paste into a Word document and click “word count.”
#33: Sculpture Studies
What is the Statue of Liberty holding?
An ice cream cone
#34: Report Writing
Plan a short writing piece using what you learned about gorillas.
Thesis: Gorillas and fat and stupid like my family. Supporting detail #1 Gorillas walk crazy all the time. Supporting detail #2 Gorillas are bigger than us. Supporting detail #3 Gorillas have big heads and are stupid. Conclusion: Gorillas are stupid like my mom, fat like my dad, and have big heads like my sister.
#35: Crafts
Sam can make 11 beaded necklaces in an hour. Sue can make 12 necklaces in an hour. In one week, Sam made necklaces for 6 hours, and Sue made them for 3 hours. Who made more bracelets?
No one was making bracelets.
#36: I Don’t Even Know
Fill in the blanks with the correct word.
10: ten 100: teen 1000: teeen 10000: teeeen 100000: teeeeen 1000000: teeeeeen
#37: Middle-Eastern Studies
What language do people in Lebanon speak?
#38: Astronomy
A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesize what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle.
It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.
#39: Roman History
Who was Caesar Augustus?
A dick-tator
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#40: Procedure Writing
Write a short “How To” piece. Be sure to include the materials one will need and each step in the process.
How to Twerk: Put your hand on your hips, open your legs. Then put your leg up on the wall and twerk. You can twerk in people’s faces, then they might throw up. If the throw-up gets on you, you can shake the throw-up back at them.
#41: Music Studies
Name a song that is particularly meaningful to you and explain why it is significant.
Chief Keef’s song “Love No Thotties” is meaningful to me because you can’t love, trust, or feed a thotty. You especially can’t make her feel welcome at your crib. In god we trust, in thotties we lust.
#42: Victorian Literature
Explain some qualities of Victorian Literature. How do you know you are reading a Victorian text?
The Victorian Era was the first time Victoria’s Secret was acknowledged. This brought about an uprising of people pondering what Victoria’s secret really is.
#43: Creative Writing
Write a simile.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also never met.
#44: Creative Writing Pt. 2
Write a metaphor.
Her face was a circle that had been smashed on the sides by a Thigh Master.
#45: Creative Writing Pt. 3
Her voice had a deep, throaty sound like a dog before it throws up.
#46: American History (Pt. 4)
The last hilarious test answer on American history…
#47: Reflective Writing
A student’s attempt at a thoughtful exam response turns funny…
#48: Physics
To be fair, we’ve all met guys like him.
#49: Film Studies
Why should a student write a funny exam answer when they can draw it? Maximize those marks!
#50: General Science
I still wouldn’t call this strictly wrong.
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I hope you had a giggle along with me. At the very least, I hope this post keeps you sane through all the marking seasons to come.
The world is changing. These days, we can secretly use ChatGPT to mark exams and provide feedback to save ourselves hours upon hours of stress!
But the one thing that will NEVER change is the wonderment with which a kid sees the world. Perhaps it’s sometimes a bit literal and a bit lacking in contextualized nuance. But it’s endless entertainment all the same.
So if you have any favorite funny answers from exam papers that you think deserve a shoutout, post them in the comments down below! Let me know so I can work them in. :)
And whatever you do, stay sane out there in all the misery of teaching! Find those bright spots, cut those corners, and make teaching worth it again.
Because nothing will get you through the day like a twelve-year-old’s take on Odysseus and all the booty he plundered.
Pun 100% intended.
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